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Suri's Burn Book: Here’s a picture you never knew you needed to see — Joshua Jackson...
Here’s a picture you never knew you needed to see — Joshua Jackson holding January Jones’s baby, Xander Dane Jones, in a pool. (That’s January in the hat and the frown.) I just have so many questions about this situation.
How are Joshua Jackson and January Jones friends?
Why don’t Joshua…
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Fashion Designer, Dr. Dre???
I have been seeing more and more guys in there late teens and twenties wearing their Beats by Dr Dre headphones as fashion accessories. What is up with that??
They are huge ass headphones usually in bold colors meant to be paired with an iPod, phone, some music source of some kind, but just to be worn on your head or around your neck at all times? I simply don’t get the appeal!
I understand they cost the equivalent of a pair of Nike must have shoes but to wear them as a status symbol baffles me!!
Last I checked Dr Dre was kind of gangsta…his only mainstream appeal was discovering Eminem. So to see this blatant display of commercialism from him surprises me!!
But I guess a cologne line from Dre would have been silly so headphones to him may have been a logical choice. I mean the man’s gotta eat right?
However, these headphones were meant for listening to your annoying music! The were NOT meant to be worn walking through an airport, mall, or Your church’s center aisle while collecting the offering!
Simply put…no matter how awesome you might think you look sporting those suckers believe me you DON’T!! You look like a complete TOOL!! As completely verified by Justin Bieber in the above picture!!
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This photo may be Brad Pitt’s past, but it’s Shiloh’s future.
Shirt and all.
Well, probably minus the trophy.
This is hilarious because it’s so true!!
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Holiday Hypocrisy
Now I have always been aware of how people will jump on the bandwagon when there is a popular cause to jump onto. But it still floored me today of how many NON religious people I know, who were quoting scripture on Facebook like they were Members of the church choir leading a bible study!
Take for example a fellow flight attendant I just worked with a few months ago who was giving our married captain a blow job in the cockpit, while the first officer was using the lavatory. She regaled us with all the dirty details of her cockpit escapade. Then as I’m headed down to breakfast the next morning I see her creeping out of said captains hotel room trying to remember which room was hers. Did I mention she was only wearing a towel?
Well today imagine my surprise when I check Facebook and cockpit Connie has posted a bible verse and a picture of a sunrise with the caption “to God be the Glory”!!! Really lady?????
I was appalled that this women would be such a hypocrite and blatantly pretend to be some great Christian when in fact the only Yelling of God’s name she was doing was between orgasms!
Now I know nobody is perfect and everyone shows their beliefs in different ways but COME ON people… Just because you drag your hungover ass to a sunrise service doesn’t make you a member of the 700 club!
So leave the hypocrisy off of Facebook and put it all back where it belongs….in church!!!
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Joel Stein is a Self-indulgent elitist
Who does this jackass think he is?? Who cares what people read as long as they do in fact READ something. Reading is supposed to be an escape, an adventure into another world or someone else’s life! What book I read does not define me as a card carrying tween, just because this self-indulgent writer wants to shame me into thinking it does.
And its proof once again that the New York Times should only be used to line bird cages!
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It’s really too bad I never got a job in the entertainment business, because I’m convinced I have always had a “Hollywood Mind”.
Upon hearing about the shooting of Trayvon Martin by the local Neighborhood Watch guy, my first thought wasn’t “what a tragedy” it was “wow, I wonder how this will damage the upcoming Ben Stiller/Vince Vaughn movie!”
Then I promptly chastised myself, put on my American Eagle hoodie and tweeted about it!! ;)
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To Excite or Just Exist? That is the Question
As I sit her wishing I was on my way to the Midnight showing of the Hunger Games , instead of having to wait until tomorrow night to see it. Im struck by why I really liked those books in the first place.
I have never been a fan of post-apocalyptic type stories or the plight of poor people. But I was enthralled with the story of how the heroine never really feels great joy over anything throughout the series. She just endures everything. She is tough when she has to be. She is a fighter, and a protector yet she feels no great joy or happiness out of any of it. How sad an existence that must be. It may only be fiction, but Im sure there are people who are like that in real life..never letting yourself feel anything…just going through the motions.
Well, not me. I am a firecracker of emotions on just about anything on any given day. Sometimes I wonder if it would be easier to feel nothing and just exist…..but the second I give into the glassy eyed look and pretend not to give a damn…My new swimsuit arrives from Victoria Secret and Im super excited and cannot wait to try it on!! oh well..so much for my social experiment.
So while I may have found Katniss and her story entertaining to read and no doubt will love on the big screen, I just can’t seem to follow her lead and just exist instead of letting excitement take over…and please..who wouldn’t be excited of my new suit..It’s super cute, right??
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His BODY of work
Now for the past two nights I have had the most vivid sex dreams involving this man. Last night it got so real I woke up moaning…which got me thinking..what’s so special about this body..I mean this man?
His name is Joe Manganiello and he plays the head werewolf on True Blood. But before that breakout role he was a virtual unknown. Yeah, he had been on a few episodes of How I Met your Mother and was a bit character I don’t even recall on the first Spiderman movie. He also played a bartender in One Tree Hill for a couple years but again never once caught my attention.
Then, all he does is take his shirt off and growls his first few lines on True Blood and Im suddenly hooked!! I don’t get it?? Are his abs magical orbs pulling me in like a force field?? Is it his rugged good looks and body that looks like its been carved out of granite…smooth….ok, Im losing my train of thought here…Is it the Body or the man himself Im drawn too??
He seems like an awesome guy from interviews, articles and his twitter feed that gets sent directly to my phone (don’t judge). But Im beginning to think his body is overshadowing his acting..He looks amazing in clothes so why not give him a chance to prove his acting chops while wearing something.
In his upcoming movies “What to expect when your expecting” and “Magic Mike” he appears to wear running shorts and then nothing but a G-string respectively. And while that will certainly get my hard earned dollar and get me excited about those movies, Id like to think Im drawn to more than just his pretty face.
Although, if I was being honest I can’t imagine having wild sex dreams about Alcide if he didn’t look the way he did…women say they want a man who makes them laugh and really listens to them…blah, blah, blah…face it ladies, every now and then what we really want is to be swinging from the trees wearing nothing but Tarzan!!!
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A star is born
This is how I and many others see Channing Tatum…he may emote like a piece of driftwood and resemble a bulldog at times.. BUT he is one sexy piece of cinema!!
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